Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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