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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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