roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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It says so on your cap.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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canaan and mallory

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A black man walks into a book store.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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This is my joke. funny

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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imadewords

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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ha.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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