A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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