Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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