What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

women's rights.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Jared Gough is a slut

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

MICHAEL

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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