- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Why did the bunny eat his food

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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