2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Anti Joke

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