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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Why was Timmy sad?

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock Come in

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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