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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

ballsack

weiner? balls

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Communism

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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