yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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stop it ryan vallee

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Anne Frank.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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balls in ya mouf

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Anti Joke

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