Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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