A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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