Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Blarg

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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