want to go home? yea

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

A baby seal walks into a club...

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Knock, knock. Come in!

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

penis

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Rock mattress.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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