What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Obama

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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toast points

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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memes

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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