How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Is this a chair?

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Knock knock Come in!

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Whats9+10 19

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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