why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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roses are red, violets are violet

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Period Blood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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