A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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obama is a good president

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Anti Joke

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