Knock, knock. Come in!

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Lil' Wayne

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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