why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Whats9+10 19

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Period Blood

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

this is a joke

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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