A blind man walks into a bar

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Adam Sandler.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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stop it ryan vallee

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Banana(s)

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Anti Joke

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