whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

a man walks into a bar it hurt

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Kah-________-

Obama-Care

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Barack Obama

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Knock Knock Come in

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