A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

"Hello." "Hi."

what's funnier than hell? heaven

fabien

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

toast points

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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