Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Period Blood

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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this is a joke

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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im a selling a car

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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austins gay lolololol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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