What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Hey, Max!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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