Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

what time is it rape time

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Banana(s)

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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