The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Steve Jobs.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Tennesse

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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