Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Left. That one direction...

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Tennesse

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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