Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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9/11/2001

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Canada's army

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Rebecca Black.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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