how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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World peace

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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austins gay lolololol

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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this is a joke

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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