What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Women's rights.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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French people

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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