Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Wolf Pussy

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Rob Bell

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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