what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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women leaving the kitchen

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Women's rights.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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