- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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