Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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1unno;njfjk

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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Anti Joke

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