Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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World Peace

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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