- Anti Joke

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A van drives into a car.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

W.N.B.A.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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