How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

your mother is so lesbian

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

whats pale and white your ass.

A Muslim blows up a bar

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Time flies like a banana.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Tennesse

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Poop

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Penis in a box.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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