- Anti Joke

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Communism