Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

666 im christian

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

where do the women go? the womanarium

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Knock Knock No one answers....

Oh, I must be hearing things.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

I came.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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