- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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