- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

What's 1+1? 4.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

A horse walks into a bar...n

how does peploe get around they walk

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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