I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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How many dislikes can this get?

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Real jokes.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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