- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Women's Basketball.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

the joke below me is not an anti joke

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

do you know what's so funny? yup

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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