Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Did you know?

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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