- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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