- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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