A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Nickelback.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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