knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Avery has crabs.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Indeed.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Time flies like a banana.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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