- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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